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"My legs are hairy for a good reason," replied Charlotte.
"Furthermore, each leg of mine has seven sections, the coxa, the trochanter, the femur, the patella, the tibia, the metatarsus, and the tarsus."
Wilbur sat bolt upright, "You're kiffing," he said.
"No, I'm not, either."
"Say those names again, I didn't catch them the first time."
Coxa, trochanter, femur, patella, tibia, metatarsus, and tarsus."
"Goodness!" said Wilbur, looking down at this own chubby legs.
"I don't think my legs have seven sections."
"Well," said Charlott, "you and I lead different lives.
You don't have to spin a web. That takes real leg work."
"I could spin a web if I tried," said Wilbur, boasting. "I've just never tried."
"Let's see you do it," said Charlotte.
Fern chuckled softly, and her eyes grew wide with love for the pig.
"OK," replied Wilbur. "You coach me and I'll spin one.
It myst be a lot of fun to spin a web. How do I start?"
"Take a deep breath!" said Charlotte, smiling.
Wilbur breathed deeply. "Now climb to the highest place you can get to, like this,"
Charlotte raced up to the top of the doorway.
Wlibur scrambled to the top of the manure pile. "Very good!" said Charlotte.
"Now make an attachment with your spinnerets, hurl youeself into sapce, and let out a dragline as you go down!"